Since you REALLY don't want to read an embelished bio that no one can substantiate, here's my life in 6 steps...thus far.

1. I was born

2. Grew up singing in a musical family

3. Got married

4. Had babies

5. Babies now grown

6. Now have more time to sing.

Yippee! I'll keep you posted if anything really incredible happens to my career. I guess I am singing at the Corn Palace, does that count?